Hail to the Clean, Kupo!

FFXIV soap is the most fantastic soap, kupo


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Good King Moggle Mog
Good King Mog
Lord of all the land (Kupo!)

Two fantastic FFXIV soaps... how do you choose?! On one hand, you have the mythical moogle king who has descended upon Eorzea, protected by his faithful (and crazy) mooglesguard. I can't imagine a more powerful force to reckon with in the shower. BUT... on the other hand you have the Tonberry King! If this soap packs a punch anything like the Stalkers in the Wanderer's Palace, dirt and grime better RUN. No seriously, it's going to catch up to you, RUUUUUUUN!

Each mold was hand carved with lots of love and inspiration from my FFXIV gaming obsession.

Fan made parody designs; not a licensed or endorsed product.

Additional information

Weight .30 lbs
Dimensions 3 × 3 × 1.2 in


The moogle inspired design is a bold caffeine scent spiced with warm, rich leather and a hint of vanilla. Because moogles be crazy, kupo, and caffeine surely fuels the Thornmarch sequence, amirite?

The tonberry design is a deep, dark chocolate lavender scent that will make you forget you’re deep in a dungeon. I mean, shower. It’s comforting!